Super Couples

For a long time, I've wondered why I get such limited coverage on the major celebrity gossip sites.  And now I know - it has recently - and belatedly* - come to my attention that super couples are supposed to have a blended moniker - a portmanteau, if you will.

A few examples:

Of course, there is the famous Brangelina.  They, like me, have adopted and birthed a broad of beautiful multi-racial children:

They, like me, hire help to care for them (and, in my case, for me.  It isn't easy being responsible for six cats).

Then, of course, there was the famous Nid.**

There are other super couples with similarities to me.  For example, early in this phenomenon, there was Bennifer.  While this generally referred to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, it could equally have applied to Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.  This highlights the need for a truly unique portmanteau, no?  Anyway, I, like J-Lo, am a beautiful and talented Latina.

It is pretty clear that I need to be part of a super couple.  While Sly and I aren't a couple, technically, we are certainly partners.  And I'll do what I need to to get the attention I deserve.  So, world, I give you:

SLUCY!

Let the gossip begin!

*I assure you that my late receipt of this information has not gone unpunished.  There are strongly worded letters in the mail.

**  This one didn't really catch on.  And didn't end well.  So, strike that one.