Cooking with Lucia

Last night I cooked dinner. Buster and I enjoyed frozen marrow bone, a delicacy recognized across the canine world. My preparation is acclaimed, and I'm going to divulge a few of my cooking secrets here. The instructions are complicated, so I have fully illustrated for ease of duplication.

Recipe for frozen marrow bones

Ingredients:
frozen marrow bones

Preparation:
(1) Look sad until your people buy marrow bones.
(2) Freeze marrow bones.
(3)Remove marrow bones from freezer.
(4) Place on protected surface with sufficient space between diners to avoid growling.

Consuming the bone:
(1) Approach the bone.

(2) Lick the outside of the bone.

(3) Chew the outside of the bone.

(4) Remove the marrow from the inside of the bone with tongue.

(5) Remove the marrow from the inside of the bone with teeth.

(6) Rest with marrow-stripped bone trophy.