Wednesday, July 20, 2011

A Very Lukie Grievance

Dear Amazon.com,

Recently my mom ordered me SHOWGIRLS on Blu-ray and it arrived late and damaged. I cannot express to you just how angry I am over this situation. I have included a photo of my face that conveys my current emotion, which happens to be an overwhelming feeling of disdain for amazon.com. Kindly provide me with a new copy of Ms. Berkley showing her tits in a very unsexy manner and I will stop my yapping. I'm mad as hell and I'm NOT going to take this anymore.

Yours,
Lucy Chihuahua